Any song by Mr Marshall Bruce Mathers is a surefire way to further stoke your anger. Heck, if you're just a little bit annoyed, I guarantee you, listening to Sing for the Moment can simmer your annoyance to full-blown RAAAAAAAAGE. Seriously. Rage that that Leonidas fler has nothing on.
Alamak. Kiut nye abang gagah. Tak jadi marah. Hamjadah betul.
Okay, here's the thing (btw, ni still mode marah). Please lah, bagi salam boleh tak? Please lah, jangan ASSUME boleh tak? (Ada lah bijak laksana bulans yang mengatakan, 'to assume is to make an ass of u and me', geddit? Actually, to me statement to cliche but it gets the point across). And most importantly, don't judge.
Let's say you have a friend, XYZ, who always wear a blue shirt to work. 5 days a week, 5 different shades of blue. Sometimes he'll throw in an odd white or cream coloured shirt in the combo lah, but most of the time, he's blue da ba dee da be da.
Now the thing is, a decent human being could not have been bothered at all. But okay, let's face it, if you're a normal human being, and if you're in a group of other normal human beings, chances are, you're gonna be all kaypohchi about why XYZ is only wearing blue.
Eh, suka hati dia lah dia nak pakai baju biru je memanjang. Mungkin biru tu warna kegemaran dia. Mungkin baju-baju yang dia dok rotate pakai tu je baju-baju yang dia mampu beli sebab mak dia kat kampung sakit and adik-adik dia nak sekolah. Mungkin ex-girlfriend dia yang dah arwah suka sangat-sangat dia pakai baju biru dan dia sekarang in denial tak bleh terima gofren dah mati sebab tu dia keep on jugak pakai baju tu.
Dah alang-alang kau buat assumptions tu, buat assumptions gila babas terbabow.
But, for the love of God, please don't share them with me.
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